oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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