we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She told me I should be a condom model.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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