No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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