Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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