Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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