GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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