Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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