Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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