i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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