I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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