You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Randomize
