her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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