i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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