Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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