have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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