Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Pooping to opera.
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