i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It's blow job season.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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