i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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