Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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