But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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