her vagine was all disorganized.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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