Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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