STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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