I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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