i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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