hell yes lets make some ravioli
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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