She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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