there were more penises there than on chat roulette
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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