So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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