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Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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