WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
