It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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