Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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