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I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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