For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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