I seem to have left my pride at pride
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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