My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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