what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Another day, another engagement, another cat
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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