I can text with my tongue
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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