I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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