Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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