you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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