i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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