my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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