on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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