Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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