I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
