i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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