i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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