I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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