I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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