Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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