I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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