ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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