He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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